In case we needed another person to claim that they deserve a title match, Miz makes his way to the ring as we see what he has done to R Truth and John Morrison.
Miz throws out a few reallys and then he says that he has some news for everyone. Miz says that next week is the Slammys. He points out that he beat John Cena at Wrestlemania, his title reign lasted longer than a month, and he doesn’t need Vickie Guerrero to get a reaction. He also took care of R Truth and John Morrison. He is the 2010 Superstar of the Year and the man who should be the next WWE Champion.
John Laurinaitis comes out and he introduces himself to the people who fall asleep when he shows up on the screen. John says that he has been falsely accused of being a boring executive figurehead who cannot make creative decisions. John says that each of them will face a Smackdown superstar and if they win, they will be in the WWE Championship match at TLC. There is going to be a live contract signing tonight on Raw.
John says that he has a special match for Cena tonight. It is the ‘Social Experiment’. He tells John to see who his opponent is.
John wishes them all luck.
Miz versus Randy Orton in a Will Miz make it to the WWE Championship Match at TLC Match
They lock up and Orton with a side head lock and shoulder tackle. They lock up again and Miz with punches to Orton followed by kicks. Orton with a kick and punches to Miz followed by a Europeanuppercut. Miz with an Irish whip into the corner but Orton with a clothesline. Orton with the Garvin Stomp followed by a suplex. Miz with a kick and boot to the head followed by boots to the midsection. Miz with a knee to the back followed by a boot to the head.
Miz gets a near fall and applies a reverse chin lock and we see the Twitter Trending Box. Miz hits the Reality Check and gets a near fall. Miz methodically returns to the reverse chin lock. Orton with a belly-to-back suplex to escape. Miz sets for the Awesome Clothesline but Orton with two clotheslines and then he ducks a clothesline from Miz and hits the power slam. Orton sends Miz to the apron and tries for the IEDDT but Miz gets to his feet and back body dropsOrton to the floor.
Miz tries to attack Orton on the floor and Orton hits a power slam.
Wade Barrett’s music plays during the match because . . . I have nothing.
Barrett comes down the ramp while Orton is about to put Miz back in the ring. Orton chases Barrett up the ramp and the referee makes the ten count.
Winner: Miz by count out
We are back and Miz, Alberto Del Rio, and Ricardo Rodriguez are in the ring. John Laurinaitis makes his way to the ring (but he has no entrance music).
John says that it is exciting to be part of the WWE Universe and he talks about the excitement about the introduction of Brodus Clay, the Slammys, and Mark Henry versus John Cena which will take place next week on Raw.
It is time for CM Punk to make his way to the ring so he can do something inside the arena other than talk to Evan Bourne.
Punk moves the chair out of the way and he stares at his two opponents for the WWE Championship. Punk then moves the table and John wants to know what he is doing. Punk mentions that this is the biggest cliché in WWE because they always end up in a pier six brawl (which he hopes will trend on Twitter). There has not been a peaceful contract signing since Wrestlemania 3 so he tells John to play the part of Jack Tunney and then they can sign the contract and get fighting.
John says that he is all about excitement and the WWE Championship will be defended in a Triple Threat Table, Ladders, and Chairs Match.
Punk says that means he has to beat the guy he pinned last week and the guy who lost at Survivor Series, he is okay about that.
Miz wants to talk about what has happened since Survivor Series. He has taken out R Truth and John Morrison.
Punk asks if he took them out on a date. He wants to know where Miz took them. He suggests that he took them to see the new Twilight flick . . . not that there is anything wrong with that.
Miz says that he took them up to the stage and face planted them on the steel stage. Miz says that Morrison was even released as a result.
Laurinaitis wishes Morrison the best in his future endeavors.
Miz points out that those were friends of his at one point. Now he gets to face two people he does not like in a match where the WWE Championship is on the line. Miz says that he is the Most Must See WWE Champion of all time. At TLC he is going to take back what is his.
Punk says that was a lot of information and he agrees that they are not friends. He says that he does not have TMZ on speed dial to make sure that they meet him at LAX. Punk says that he concerns himself with being the best wrestler in the world.
Del Rio says that he is tired of hearing these two crying like little girls. He says that he has won everything in 2011. He won the Royal Rumble, Money in the Bank, and the WWE Title. He is going to beat Punk again and there is nothing that Punk or Miz can do again.
Punk says that if Del Rio says that it is his destiny, he is going to start drinking.
Miz says that he might not like Del Rio and they are going to tear each other apart, but there is one thing that they can agree upon. It is that Punk will not be walking out WWE Champion.
Miz signs the contract, then Del Rio signs the contract. Del Rio tells Punk that he is going to lose.
Punk looks at the contract and wonders if they can get to fighting after he signs it. Punk signs the contract.
John says that the match is official. He wishes each of them good luck and then he is looking forward to the match so he wants a WWE photographer to capture the moment.
Punk refuses to join in and he says that even John’s contract signings are boring. They are supposed to be violent. Punk says that if you want to do something right, you have to do it yourself. Punk hits Miz and then Del Rio. Punk gets Ricardo up for the Go To Sleep but Del Rio attacks Punk. Del Rio picks up the chair and he throws it to the floor (instead of hitting Punk with it). Del Rio sets up the table and Miz hits Del Rio from behind. Punk with a knee to Del Rio and then he bulldogs Del Rio through the table. Punk gets Miz up for the Go To Sleep.
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