Miz’s music and out he comes. Really? Really? Really? Really? They want to complain about what happened to them last night? “You whiners! You bunch of crybabies! Waa! Waa! Waa!” Miz says Christian is complaining about a bad ref call. R-Truth is complaining about a Little Jimmie? Miz’s gripes are legitimate! A ref should not be physically involved in a match. Riley didn’t win a match last night, he had it handed to him on a silver platter.
Christian says their situations are a little bit different from what they’re saying here. He fought his apprentice last night and was unsuccessful, but Christian and R-Truth were in Title Matches last night. “Awesome!” chants.
Miz says, “How dare you?”
Christian to R-Truth, “How dare you?”
R-Truth to Christian, “How dare me? How dare you?”
Miz to Christian, “Really?” Then to R-Truth, “Really?” Then back to Christian, “Really?”
The fans answer Miz with ‘Really!’
Christian turns to miz, “Really?” Christian to R-Truth, “Really?”
R-Truth to Miz, “Really?” Then to Christian, “Really?”
Christian to Miz, “Really? Riley?”
Miz to Christian, “Really? Randy?”
Back and forth between the two with, “Randy” and “Riley” until R-Truth steps in with “Jimmy” over and over.
Before they can go any further and make my brain hurt Teddy Long comes out and tells them to all shut up! The fans don’t want to see them blabbering in the ring, they want to see them fighting in the ring. They’ll be in a Six Man Tag Team Match. The fans will pick what type of match. They’ll be facing the team of Alex Riley, Randy Orton and John Cena.
Elimination Match – 6 Man Tag Team Match – R-Truth & Christian & Miz vs. Alex Riley & Randy Orton & John Cena
R-Truth out to the ring. Video of Little Jimmie throwing a drink in R-Truth’s face. “Little Jimmie!” chants. Christian out to join R-Truth. Miz comes out to round out their team. Riley comes out to the ring, but waits outside for his partners. Orton out and they get in the ring. Cena comes out all silly and goofy.
- Commercial
Miz and Cena circle. Dueling chants of, “Let’s go Cena!” and “Cena sucks!” starts quietly, but grows. Side headlock on Cena. Arm bars and hold on each other until Cena’s back in the side headlock. Wild blow from the Miz, then Cena hits his running bulldog for two. Orton tags in.
Upper cuts and blows from Orton. Orton whipped but comes out with a huge clotheslines. Orton drops a knee, but only gets two.Orton telegraphs eating a kick to the chest and a big boot to the face. Christian tags in.
Christian stomps Orton, but Orton comes back with blows. A knee trips Orton for two. Orton keeps away from his corner. Christian distracts the ref while Miz attacks Orton from outside. Christian chokes Orton with a foot, then hits a neck breaker on Orton. Blows to Orton as “RKO” chants grow loud. Orton on Christian, but then Christian tags out and R-Truth hard on Orton with a chinlock.
Orton to his feet, but not free. Orton tries to get closer to his corner as R-Truth locks on a sleeper. Orton is fading, but wait! Orton comes to with a backdrop on R-Truth. Christian tags in and Orton is set up for a killswitch. Orton reverses to an RKO, then Christian reverses into a DDT for two. Christian plays Edge in a corner, but when rushing Orton, Orton manages that sick scoop slam and both are down.
Riley tags in and on Christian hard! A couple clotheslines, then a slam on Christian. Christian grabs Riley, but Riley avoids the killswitch with an elbow. Miz rushes in. Riley back and forth between the two until they overpower him and is stomped on the mat. Cena rushes in, takes out R-Truth, then somehow has the ref in a side headlock briefly! Miz nails Riley with a SCF, Christian pins for three.
Eliminated – Riley
The heels are setting up to continue. Cena just looks confused.
- Commercial
Miz pins Orton for two. Blows to Orton’s head. Forearms over Orton’s shoulders onto his chest. Miz backs into a corner, stalking Orton, but eats a clothesline! Cena tags in and hits his shoulder block and then slam in what Cole calls ‘vintage’ Cena. Five Knuckle Shuffle. Miz up, then he gets free, hits a combination and pins Cena for two. A boot to Cena in a corner. Cena hits the mat and Miz climbs. Miz off the top, but caught by Cena. Cena pins, but the heels in to attack. Miz chokes Cena on the second rope. Cheap shot from R-Truth, then Christian tags in.
Sleeper on Cena in the center of the ring. More dueling chants. Cena is able to get free but runs into a back elbow for two. R-Truth tags and mocks Cena.
A blow to Cena, then R-Truth plants Cena for two. Cena blocks a suplex, then hits his own. Both are down. Cena reaches, almost there, but then R-Truth grabs an ankle. A big crash, has to be Orton on the metal stairs. Cena pushes R-Truth off. R-Truth tags out, but Cena can’t.
Miz stalks Cena for the STF. Christian rushes in, but Cena knocks him off his feet with Miz’s feet. AA to Miz and Cena pins for three.
Eliminated – Miz
R-Truth in and already stomping on Cena. R-Truth pins Cena for two. A shoulder/head hold on Cena. Cena pushes to his feet, then back body drops R-Truth to free himself. Christian tags in. Cena gets him up for an AA, but Christian rakes his eyes. Christian with a DDT, then climbed. Christian waited too long for his flying head butt, so he ate mat. Both R-Truth and Orton are able to tag in.
Clotheslines on R-Truth from Orton, then that scoop slam. Orton hits his DDT through the ropes in what Cole calls ‘vintage’ Orton. Orton is ready for the RKO, but Christian in and tries to set up the killswitch, but Orton gets free and clotheslines Christian from the ring. Orton turns back to R-Truth and gets a kick in the gut. R-Truth misses Booker’s scissor kick and Orton is able to hit the RKO for three.
Eliminated – R-Truth
Christian right in and on Orton for the three as Orton sells some serious pain in his elbows? Gut? Ribs?
Eliminated – Orton
Christian turns to find Cena there. Cena gets Christian up for the AA, but Christian holds the top rope tightly. Cena has to free him, but then Christian turns right into an RKO! Cena locks on the STF and Christian taps.
Winner – John Cena
Credit goes to THEMIZ.NET
